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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 14:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

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Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

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Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

No way

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Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

No go.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

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Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

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Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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